ATTENTION: Due to losing interest in chess, I will not be online very often. Do not expect me to respond to anything in a timely manner, including messages. I will check my account maybe once or twice per month.

"Hey-a! Howsabout a nice ride on this washing machine here? Admission is freeeee!"

— The Noise

-I’m rich!-

Hello, its The Noise here, and after defeating Pizza Tower noobs for 2 years straight, I felt like moving onto chess.

Ive never played chess before, which explains my low-ish elo, but I am slowly improving.

PIZZA TOWER STATS!!!!!

On PC:

Triple 101% on both Peppino and The Noise with Snotty still alive (ofc) as well as a Holy S*** judgement.

On Switch:

For Peppino, 100% on just 1 save file (i know i’m so bad) and working on getting the Quick judgment.

For The Noise, 76% on one save but that just because i prefer Peppino’s controls and its been a long time sense i’ve actually played as The Noise on the Switch.

-Real footage of me losing a chess game-

CHESS STATS!!!!!

Elo goal: 1000 blitz elo

Total brilliant moves: 15

Favorite opening: Reti

Favorite gambit: Tennison gambit

Favorite piece: Rook

-Me in my prime, 700 elo, and winning 11 games in a row. (don’t worry it shoots chess knowledge)-

TheNoise