I can not sing nor can I dance, I am too lazy for sports and I detest all tv soaps, reality shows and anything to do with cooking.

So I play chess and smoke!! a lot..

If immortality were an option, I would definitely give some serious thought to quitting smoking. However it wouldn't require any further thought, serious or otherwise to understand that even if I had an infinite amount of time, it still would not be long enough to make a significant positive improvement in the standard of chess I play....

xanthippes