* (It’s John.)

* A human.

* He's just chilling there…

* His pants look like a non-binary teens pants? Or are you just delusional?

* Smells like determination and a wet teenager.

How i will react to your play type:

Trash-Talker - “You need to go touch grass and get therapy thank you.”

Blunderer - “I’m not gonna say anything to make you change your mind if you're gonna give me such an easy win.”

Attacker/Activist - “Better not blunder lol.”

Reflector - “So what if I don't create a weakness for myself?”

Pragmatists - “Respectable.

Woodpusher - “New to chess? So are millions.”

Theorists - “BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY! A CHESS THEORY!”

(Or are you something else?)

How i “Might” use the pieces:

Pawns: “My Minions! E Pawn! D Pawn! Whatever those pawns are!”

Knight: “(Roaring) Knight to C3.”

Also Knight: “Forkity Fork!”

Bishop: “TARGET ACQUIRED” (SNIPE)

Rook: “CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE.”

Rook: “You're not goin’ anywhere.”

Queen: “Check-o-slovakia.”

King: “Guy that needs to be protected.”

* He seems to be patently waiting until you blunder.

* Has too much “Determination” (and common sense) to resign. Losing early = Missed chance to turn tides.

* “I want a lot of Privacy, no pictures please.”

* “I like pizza.”

John-Red-Sweater