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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Pirate ships everywhere Founded: Aug 20, 2009
Members: 154
Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! We invite you to our regular worship involving the communal pasta meal in honor of His Noodly Appendage, the Lord and Creator of the Universe. If you desire purpose, meaning, and destiny, if you think "God, those 'other' creationists are stupid", but you wonder if the only alternative is to share ancestry with those damn dirty apes, this is the Church for you! You will find all you are looking for and more in a religion, even what is lacking in alternative creation accounts: an empirically established basis for believing in these spiritual truths. And if your Pirate career is cut short, what awaits you in the next life? Ay! That's the best part! Nothing but Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories! How is that compared to clouds and harps?

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