I'm a werewolf. I know. I've already bitten @CloudWithYou . I'm on The Dark Lords side. And I'm hungry for more to bite. So yeah. If you don't want to be a victim then join: https://www.chess.com/club/voldemorts-army-1
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GabyNguyen Jul 29, 2023
Hello students, welcome to our first class! I am Professor Nguyen, and today we will be studying Mandrakes! As you may know, Mandrakes were used when the Chamber of Secrets was last opened, since Mandrakes helped cure the victims who were petrified at the time. We have some baby Mandrakes here so put on some ear defenders, because they are a bit noisy, but before you do that, I need to tell you what to do. When you’re ready, pull it out by the part where the leaves are sticking out. The Mandrake will start crying. Move them into the bigger pot so that they can grow. As soon as you’re finished, the lesson is done. Homework: To write one page of Mandrakes and their purposes.
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Give_It_A_Rest Jul 29, 2023
*enters class* **looks at all the students* *clears throat* Good afternoon to the future witches and wizards. I’m Professor Snape- … *ahem* I mean I’m Professor Lotus and as you all are aware of, this is our first class of Defence against Dark arts, acronym DADA. Since it is the first class, I will introduce a group of small, amazing looking creature…. *takes the cloth off the cage* Pixie ! *Pixies start making shrill noises and tries to fly out of the cage* As you can see, they are electric-blue in colour, about eight inches high, have pointed faces and voices so shrill that it feels like listening to lot of budgies arguing. Now you may think that why is professor showing us such innocent looking creatures in class meant to know about Dark arts and how to defend yourself from it. Well, these innocent looking creatures are mischief-making magical beast. They love chaos. The pixie is able to fly, and enjoy lifting people up by their ears and depositing them on the tops of trees and buildings, showing incredible strength for creatures of their tiny size. It can also steal things. Pixies can only communicate with other pixies. Now imagine how chaotic this class will become if I opens the cage. Some of you will be seen hanging on the chandelier, some of you will have your book’s pages torn, some of you will be robbed of your wand. So… what if you were having a nice walk and suddenly you saw a group of pixies flying towards you ?
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Give_It_A_Rest Jul 22, 2023
We all know (or should) about the golden Trio that was attending Hogwarts several years ago. Famous Harry Potter who defeated Lord Voldemort a countless ammount of times, Hermione Granger who is now the Ministress of Magic, and of course good ol' Ronald Weasley who is from the lovable Weasley Family. But who is your golden trio, or three most favorite characters. Chance to earn points: Post your three: 3 points Guess my three: 2 points for one 5 points for two and 10 points if you get all three right (hint Dumbledore is not one of them)
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SlayingPanda69 Jul 21, 2023
It’s in the title. If you guess mine I’ll give you 5 house points
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Anyka_Davayka Jul 20, 2023
Hello Everyone! Today, before our Lesson, I'll tell you about me. I'm a Water-Connected Looker into The Future. Unlike the last generation, which includes your lastest teacher, Professor Trelawney, I'll try to tell you everything I know (not everything, but the most of it). But still, we will start like her, and, by turning to page 18, read one paragraph on it. Then, grab one of the cups from this cupboard *indicates it*. I will help you brew the coffee, you drink it, and leave the coffee stain. You need to try and read it. Turn to any page of Unfogging the Future By Cassandra Vablatsky you want, and write what you think it is on a piece of parchment. you have 45 min (10 min rl). Start now! After you finished, I'll come around and collect your cups and parchments, and whoever gets the answer almost correctly, 10 points to whatever House you're in! Homework: Please kindly read the First Chapter in Unfogging The Future.
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SlayingPanda69 Jul 18, 2023
Hello, this is your first class of the year! I am proffesor Dumbledore and will be teaching you magical theory. This isn't typically on the curriculum of hogwarts students, but I feel that it is an important bit of knowledge that all people should know. The way this class is going to be set up is I will give a short lecture and then make a quiz so that I can test your knowledge! In todays lesson we will be learning about how exactly magic came around to be and what came up out of it! Although no one knows for sure when or how exactly Magic came to be we can know that it did come some time around when the world was created approximatly 6 to 10 thousand years ago. Magic is a supernatural force that changes aspects of the world at fundamental levels. We assume that when creatures (such as elephants and cod) were made magical creatures (such as Phoenixes and Flobberworms) were also created. The similar thing happend with plants. But real magic (one that is used to make spells and potions) is within a human. It is not a organ or part of the body, but more like the soul and mind, a non-physical object that is passed down from generation to generation. This brings up the question: Why does some people have magic and others don't? A simple answer to that would be, take genetics. If a persons mom has red hair and dad has black hair (assuming that they are both fully red or black-haired and not mixed) there is a 50/50 chance of having red or black hair. Similar to magic, when the first people came to be there may have been a percent of them that had magic and eventually one person would show magic while the majority wouldn't. Also magic would eventually die off (nearly) completely when they reproduced with non-magic people (muggles) for many generations. Pure blood families may have originated from one human that had full magic blood in him. I know this is a lot to take in for the first lesson but it is important to know how we came to be the way we are now, and where it comes from. A continuation of this topic will be held in the next lesson and I am thinking about how best to make the quiz right now so it won't be avaliable yet. Any questions, comments and additions will be accepted (best thought gets 10 house points)
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Simplicity0_o Jul 17, 2023
Good morning everyone. I am Professor Rook and will be taking Transfiguration for you all. Today, that is our 1st class we will be learning a vanishing spell. Incantation of the spell is Evanesco. Spell it ev-an-ES-ko. Repeat after me. Evanesco. *Students Evanesco* Good. Hand movement - What is the effect? It simply vanishes objects. It vanishes both animate and inanimate objects into non-being which is to say everything. It is a important subject and will be asked at your OWLS. Invertebrates like snails can be rather simple but mammals like mouse are tough. The greatest challenge was a cat and our ex student Hermione Granger was the 1st to manage to do it in her mid-year. Ahh such an excellent student she was. And back to the subject- Certain objects could be enchanted to resist the spell, such as fireworks. Fred and George Weasley charmed their Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes fireworks so that anyone attempted to vanish them will fail but not only that but it had been multiplied by ten each time. Those cheeky b*stards. Okay that is all for today, any doubts shall be clarified and there will be a quiz session soon in the comments and 5 points per correct answer and 5 negative per wrong answer. If you do not answer 5 points shall be taken. Good day to you all. Enjoy your future sessions.
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Give_It_A_Rest Jul 17, 2023
...which is strange, because the first time I took the test I was put into Gryffindor (if you're confused, the 1st time was ages ago). I'll leave the headmaster in charge of picking what I will teach. Ik there'll be a lot of people wanting to teach D.A.D.A, so I'll sign up for either Defense Against The Dark Arts, Divination, or Herbology (IDK much on Herbology so It's either D.A.D.A. or Divination). Professor Dumbledore will decide. Also, During classes please call me 'Professor Night' (it's my last fictional name). My real (fictional) name is MurkaPN, fully written as Murka Potter Night. When talking to other teachers and Professor Dumbledore ( @TheDodoKing101 ) I prefer to be called MurkaPN, or if you need to hurry just Murka. Friends call me just Murka. ( @MurkaPN is back ).
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Anyka_Davayka Jul 3, 2023
I made a forum a month ago warning everyone that I will kick you if you don't respond but then I went on vacation so this is your last chance, one week from now, anyone who wants to stay in the club has to say so I already know a few of you are and thank you for it. If you do change your mind after the deadline dm me and ill add you again. Thank you everyone and sorry again that I didn;t repond I will be a lot more active now that I have time. ALSO: The club will be undergoing several changes once we have enough members, at 20 I'll start sorting people. At 50 I will apoint heads of houses and making 4 clubs (Gryffindor, Sltherien, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw) and only members of these houses can be in them, I will also start doing Trivia and other minigames at 50, at 100 I'll make a discord so if you want to talk to each other you'll be able to. Also, I will try to make classes, activities, and other wizarding things avaliable regularly (such as creating a Ministry, letting people write articles about Magical Creatures and making HP Fan Theories) and resume the points system. I hope this club blossoms like it once did, and I thank everyone who helps it to and as always "Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon" Current Members Still in: @RabbitRover @fizashahid2 @Anyka_Davayka @Moon5001 @cmlaser @Theonlynate @Pikachu0114 @pranshulyaya123
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fizashahid2 Jul 1, 2023
I created this club (on my other account @Phoenixofice484) around a year and a half ago, I made a points system and classrooms and many other different things for my fellow Potter heads to enjoy. I made it competitive yet fun and I think most of you enjoyed it. We were growing rapidly reaching 60 members before last summer when everything went dark. Forces beyond my understanding (cheaters and black mailers) started harassing me because I had reported them and warned the chess.com community about them. I was sent threats and things of the sort and I felt I had enough of it and closed my account. I did not return to the club or chess.com for a very long time because I didn't feel like playing chess and was really busy. Now I have returned and I found the club, with several teachers not being on for months, some of my best friends on chess.com were not online at all and it was devastating. I am now apologizing for leaving so abruptly without warning you guys, I really feel like I should have said something and gave direction to the club, you were my best online friends and it was lots of fun, now I think that we should close this club, but now for good! We can restart, as a new club but this time with already several members, we can reach out to our new friends and still interact, it will never be the same, but we can try. I already have several ideas and hope some of you will find them appealing. If anyone...ANYONE is interested in restarting with me I will make a new club and promote each of you from this club who join to SA and the first 6 will be headmasters (and headmistresses) alongside me! So if you are interested comment: expelliarmus and I will make a new club as soon as one of you responds. P.S.-I am NOT blaming anyone but myself for the death of this club, I hope you all understand and forgive me (also Moon if you would be so kind as to close this club once everyone has read this form that would be a great favor for me, and thank you for being headmaster in my absence) Thank you fellow Hogwartians for listening to what I have to say, and as Dumbledore said: "Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it."
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Moon5001 Jun 8, 2023