Uhhh idk, no ideas so far
How might we arrange for a satisfying ending to this Duck war?

Just see if we can have everybody on the forum be a anti duck or start a match against a duck club.
That would be good (so would getting the duck leaders to return and surrender), but we need a few better chessplayers before we take on another club. Who do you think is good and might be sympathetic?

Just see if we can have everybody on the forum be a anti duck or start a match against a duck club.
That would be good (so would getting the duck leaders to return and surrender), but we need a few better chessplayers before we take on another club. Who do you think is good and might be sympathetic?
Idk
The point is, this died with no good conclusion. We need to get some kind of grand finale, and to do that, we have to start up the war again. Whatever it takes. Think up something to do. I'll start duck-themed factional Mafia, if that becomes feasible. Any other suggestions appreciated.