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The fried chicken illuminati conspiracy

LazyDog24

Who couldn't like fried chicken. It appeals to everyone. To fat people to skinny people. The illuminati in 2016 started putting mind control devices in people's fried chicken. Now we have over 500 million people and growing under mind control. These people secretly work for the illuminati. And when everyone is mind-controlled a new world order will form muhahahahahah

ThatGuyNamedJeff

Fair enough

SlimJim07

lmfao

wow, very interesting, i bet somebody in this club could debunk that theory

Big_Mac01

Bro they are just now trying to even get remotely close to mind control

P.S. and by just now Im talking 2018-19

Big_Mac01

And P.P.S what about vegans/vegetarians?

ThatGuyNamedJeff

Who eats fried chicken dipped in fried chicken fat, with extra fries on top that are dipped in fried chicken? OH I ALMOST FORGOT DID SOMEONE SAY KFC. Yeah I am not mind controlled... heh... heh

LazyDog24

They put mind control devices in salad also to deal with them

Big_Mac01

Like I said the government only just started to work on mind control

LazyDog24

That's what the illuminati wants you to think. They have been working with minds since the 1600s

jeshwia

Me, a vegetarian: You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting!

jeshwia

oh wait no the salad dangit

LazyDog24

I am safe because they dont put them devices in dog food. So if you want to survive eat dog food. BIG BRAIN

SlimJim07

thats what made you lazy perhaps

Big_Mac01

But see dogs are easily mind controlled with food, toys, squirrels, ect.

SlimJim07

exactly... but what if they mind control the squirrels to mind control the dogs?

LazyDog24

I ate a squirrel and it was tasty. They can't mind control me

Big_Mac01
SlimJim07 wrote:

exactly... but what if they mind control the squirrels to mind control the dogs?

LOL makes perfect sense

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SlimJim07

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