Things that will happen when you are looking at this profile…

1. You will read this

2. You will read this too

3. You will check my ELO for at least one time format

4. You will look at how many friends I have

5. You will look at how many views I have

6. You will see if I am online

8. You will wonder how I wrote this

9. You will most likely check what division I am in

10. You will see how many games I have played

11. You will see how many puzzles I have solved

12. You will see what my theme is

13. You will see what clubs I am in

14. You didn’t read number 7

15. You went back to read number 7

16. You fell for it and so did everybody else

17. Now you are chuckling to yourself

18. You are mildly amused

19. I completed my goal of making at least one person laugh today

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