The Most Legendary Staring Contest Champion

Record against pigeons: 914 matches, 537 wins, 17 draws, 360 losses.

Master of 777 ingenious, top-tier skills to turn pigeons into Jupiter-level contenders!

Offer a Cookie: Pigeons grow as mighty as pizza before a cookie.
Recite Hamlet: Pigeons turn into solitary poets, lost in thought. Throw a light hook!
Eye Poke: Extend arm. Point index and middle fingers. Aim for pigeon’s eyes. They’ll flail blindly.
Fake Cham-Cham-Cham Slap: A meticulously strategic masterpiece of a tactic.
Order KFC: Pigeons lose morale witnessing their kin’s demise before their eyes. ...
36th Stratagem: Flee: If all else fails, no pigeon can be beaten. Grab an electric scooter and escape!

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