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║99.9% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that
║cares, put this on your profile.
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You are reading this right now.
You’re realizing that's a pretty obvious statement.
You can't say the letter "P" without your lips touching.
You just tried it.
You’re smiling because you feel a little silly.
You just realized you can't breathe through your nose while your tongue is sticking out.
You just tried that too and realized you looked like a dog.
You’re now putting your tongue back in your mouth.
You just realized I skipped number 9.
You just checked to see if there was a number 9.
You’re now laughing because I caught you again.
You didn’t notice that I also skipped number 14.
You just checked for number 14.
You’re wondering how you keep falling for this.
You’re going to copy and paste this to trick someone else.
You didn't realize this whole list only has 17 actual points.
You just counted them.
Now you're just annoyed that I'm still right

The Finger Paralysis: Put your hand flat on a table, palm down. Fold your middle finger under so the knuckle is touching the table. Now, try to lift your ring finger. It’s physically impossible because the tendons are shared!
The Clockwise Leg: Sit in a chair and lift your right foot off the ground. Move it in a clockwise circle. While doing that, use your right hand to draw the number "6" in the air. Your foot will automatically switch directions.
The Wall Lean: Stand sideways against a wall so your shoulder, hip, and the side of your foot are all touching it. Now, try to lift your other leg. You’ll tip over immediately because you can't shift your center of gravity.
The Pinky Promise: Hold your hands out and touch the tips of your pinky fingers together. Now, try to move your ring fingers without moving your pinkies. Most people's brains just can't send the signal separately!
The Nose Hum: Try to hum a song while holding your nose completely shut. You can start the sound, but it will cut off after about two seconds because the air has nowhere to go.

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