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Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪrl ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

IMO silver medalist (IMO for second, and last year this year, oh and have I mentioned there is a child prodigy in our Hong Kong team this year! He is 12 yrs old, oh and there is another who is 13.)

STORY:

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Peppa who liked to eat pizza and roam around with his best friend Saha, a big fat elephant. Saha went to the park and met another fat elephant named Fifi. They went to the shopping mall and bought some cookies. This hurt Fifi's feelings because Saha liked the cookies. They got sick and went to the doctor who was unexperienced. After they found out they had COVID-19, they burned the doctor who died of starvation. He was buried in his office because he wanted to cure patients even in heaven. But, he was in hell and he was satan. On the other side of the world, Peppa's mother was very happy but mad at Peppa since Peppa broke her promise to not eat computers. Peppa's mother was shook like cookies and started yelling because she didn't have enough cookies. This led to her going into maximum jail and stayed for the rest of an apple's life. Suddenly something unexpected happened to her! She became a sister of Godzilla! She escaped jail and met a lizard named JungleCook, who was cute and dances like JungKook. Peppa's mother wanted Peppa to go to the market to buy some fresh bananas which she likes a lot so she can cook some banana chips and relax for the next few hours without any disturbance, as Peppa was going to school the next morning. She relaxed herself on a banana peel and tripped onto an onion peel. She left injured and took a cyanide and died. So, her family attepted to bury her with a broken piece of chocolate bar so that she can be awesome. However, it became a glass chocolate bar after being stuck in a window frame. The next day, it became popular but exploded into smaller pieces of chocolate with COVID-19. Getting worse, each piece of chocolate became infected so people threw them into trash. FIfi and Saha, who were crazy, ate Peppa. They got infected so they went to the dead doctor's tomb and slept for the rest of 100 years. The population halved and culled elephants since COVID-19 got spread around the whole universe and every species went extinct. THE END Story written by: BTS Stans Editors: @StupidPersonRomania, and @LLLhk

STORY 2: Once upon a time there was a bull named Beef who always ate only beef. His parents were happy to see Beef eating himself as the parents were always attacked by Beef. The parents gave birth to a new baby named Saha. Saha was as stupid as a cat who was so stupid and thought you should have continued the sentence with "who ate a". So she tried to suicide but she failed. Being paralysed, Saha had to go back to the hotel where she was born. She met Fifi and became friends, who met Peppa in the shopping mall. Not informed about COVID-19, they succeeded their long-time attempt on committing suicide. Peppa then gave her last banana to JungleCook who was JungKook in disguise. JungKook freaked out and died of heart attack. Without JungKook, BangTan Sonyeondan couldn't survive any longer. BTS commited suicide and ended an amazing journey in KPOP since they were so scared that they had lost JungKook. The humans went extinct. But bulls began to rule the world but Thanos stopped them, who then died because of a billion of reasons. But it was a stalemated position in the story, so the authors, BTS STANS, agreed to an end of the story. THE END Story written by: BTS Stans Editors: @LLLhk