TheChocolateChipLord
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 Hello! The wrath of my legendary cookies are inevitable! Shove one in your mouth, you will become just like me! A LEGEND. Not just any legend, A COOKIE LEGEND. Cookies are awesome, there is no arguing about it! Since I am so legendary, I will never reveal my true identity. Let's just call me an anonymous cookie lord. If you ever beat me, I bet you will feel the mythical cookies already inside you! But I don't just like cookies...I also like CHOCOLATE! My chocolate will be the best chocolate you ever tasted. The creamy, dreamy substance will met in your mouth and you will feel like A GOD. If you are reading this, and you don't like chocolate or cookies, STOP READING NOW. I feel people that hate chocolate or cookies are just confused in this big world. They need to understand the real beauty of cookies and chocolate. I don't have a goal, but I'm sure my quest is yet to come. Overall, the moral of this story is

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE

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OH NO! THE GALACTIC SPACESHIPS INVADED OUR TOWN CHOAS EVERYWHERE CHOCOLATE CHIPS BEING TORN APART, WHAT A NIGHTMARE THEN SOME IDIOT KNOCKED ME COLD SENT ME SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY THEY THREW ME IN A HOLE WHERE AM I, THEN I SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "WELCOME TO EARTH" WHAT IS EARTH AHHHHHHHH! THEN I WALKED DOWN THE STREET SAW A COOKIE AND SNATCHED IT OUT OF THIS KIND MAN'S HAND. THE COOKIE WAS GOOD BUT THEN CARS WITH SIRENS ON TOP OF THEM STARTED CHASING ME! THEY THREW ME IN THEIR CAR AND THEN BEHIND BARS I ASKED WHATS WRONG AND THEY SAID THEY PUT ME IN JAIL FOR THEFT. WHO COULD'VE KNOWN THAT STEALING A COOKIE WAS AGAINST THE LAW? WELL I DIDNT KNOW AND NOW IM IN JAIL. THEN I ESCAPED JAIL AND WENT TO A PARK AND SAW A POSTER WITH MY FACE ON IT THAT SAID "1000000000 BOUNTY, DEAD OR ALIVE" PEOPLE LOOKED AT ME AND STARTED CHASING ME DOWN I WONDERED WHAT'S WRONG THEN THEY CAUGHT ME AND THREW ME IN A CAR AGAIN. NOW IM SOMEWHERE THATS CALLED ALCATRAZ. I ESCAPED ALCATRAZ AND STARTED BEATING UP WHOEVER TRIED TO CATCH ME. APPARENTLY THAT WAS ALSO AGAINST THE LAW AND THEN I ENDED UP IN THIS TOP SECRET GOVERMENT PRISON. WHAT PLACE IS THIS??????