Careful. This profile runs on fire

Hi hello welcome to my account. This is Chari(hazard). Yes the charizard. No I am not mega evolving for burned cereals [MAYBE]. Stop asking🤚. I made this account because everyone else has one and apparently if you don’t post online you “fall off.” I don’t know what that means but I fly, so falling is ironic :)

About me? 👀 I am a large orange dragon thing with wings that work whenever they feel like it. My tail is on fire permanently. Doctors have looked at it. They gave up. It’s not a phase. It’s a lifestyle. I knock things over with my tail daily and then act surprised every time. This is growth 🎉

I breathe fire but cannot cook. I burn cereal. Water fears me but also somehow beats me in battle 🙂. Explain that 🙄 you can’t. The universe is unfair and I am a victim.

I follow back only if your vibe is immaculate or you post memes. If you post gym selfies in my DM I will fly away dramatically 😤. If you post food I will stare at it aggressively and then accidentally set it on fire. Sorry. NOT SORRY

💠 My Hobbies

Roaring for no reason

Flying in circles and forgetting why

Getting mad at small electric mice

Standing on mountains like i paid rent there

Texting Human Types Blah Blah Fire Fire

People think I’m intimidating but honestly I trip over air. My wings are huge, my coordination is not. I’ve crashed into trees, clouds, and once into my own expectations.

Sometimes I post fire pics. Sometimes it’s just my tail. Sometimes it’s 3am and I’m thinking about how I evolved just to still lose to a turtle. Life is humbling 😭

Haters say “charizard is overrated.” okay? and? have you seen my wings? have you seen this jawline? I didn’t ask to be iconic. I simply exist and the world reacts. 😤

If I unfollow you it’s not personal. I probably dropped my phone into lava again. This is my 7th device. Insurance won’t cover “acts of dragon.” 🥲

Anyway thanks for being here. Get yourself burned too or don’t. I’ll still be breathing fire, flapping badly, and pretending I know what I’m doing.

MY 15TH BIRTHDAY 😅

Charizor