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1. When an Aussie customer was asked why he returned a loaf of day old bread he replied, "because it's stale, mate!"

2. The car accident victim's injuries were not severe, he had only Bent his Larsen.

3. The pyscho used a pillow to smother his mate.

4. I'm sorry your Queens Gambit has been declined, it says the pin is invalid.(Credit to @blunderfull711)

5. My friend has a crush on Irina Krush.

6. "Reti or not, here I come!"(Credit to @erik)

7. "Come follow me and I will make you a Fischer of men..."(Credit to @erik)

8. "Alekhine think of is chess!"(Credit to @erik)

9. When I am about to resign to some mate, I check the board one more Short time before I throw in the Tal. The game is Tarrasch by then. I usually then throw the pieces to the Flohr, but then who Keres? I give my opponent the Bird and walk off. (Credit to @billwall)

10. I would tell you a good pun about chess but it has a weak opening...

11. I tried to buy my opponent's king, but apparently, no checks are accepted.

12. Today I gave chess a 'Go'. Oh oops, that was a Monopoly joke. I can't think of a better joke because it is late at 'knight'.(Credit to @herobrinebacon)

13. "This year's world fish chess championship looks to be really exciting!" -"Yeah, but who will win?" -"Not sure, but the three strongest players look to be Fish-er, Carp-ov, and, of course, STOCKFISH."(Credit to @natekang)

14. A patzer dropped his piece. It was a rooky mistake. (Credit to @josiahpower)

Have a nice day laddies, and don't forget to smile!

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