GREETING FELLOW HUMAN

(and any other beings that happen upon my bio)

I don’t know why your here

but I hope you learn

something

about

me

Alrighty,

as you probably know

I am me.

I say whom I am.

Nobody is me except me,

OK?

That means you Bob.

You are not me.

I am me

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At this point in most people’s bio

there is normaly a

section about

the person whom

this bio

so I’ma write something

totally useless

about me

Shoe size

9, I have big feet ok?

Hair color

Dark brown

Eye color

Brown

Hight

5”6

Weight

Whoa, I’m not saying that

Volume

I have no idea

Things I hate

Bread, cheese, and garlic sauce

Things I love

Bread, cashews and fried chicken

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A little bit about Bob

Idk what color his hair is cuz it’s just little

wires, it’s weird.

His eyes are just black

Well I guess that’s kinda strange.

He’s 4 feet tall

Hehe, I’m taller than him

I think he once said he was 37

Idk for sure cuz it was awhile back

A few random questions I thought of at random times during the day.

.

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

.

What color is a square?

.

If everyone is unique, then is everyone actually normal?

.

Why don’t dogs meow and cats bark?

.

Why does a rainbow have 7 colors? Why 7? why not 6 or 8?

.

How are all chess tournaments blitz? HOW IS IT NEVER RAPID OR BULLET!?!

.

Why does Waffle House have a lock on there door?

.

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Normal people end there bio with a shout-list but those are sooooo boring

and nobody really cares

and there time consuming to write

and I’ll probably end up forgetting someone and hurt their feelings,

and I’d waste space here.

Buuuuut

Bob os being a brat rn

and he wants to be up here

so

a shout out to Bob

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Anyways

Did you know that hamsters can

turn their eyes

red

on

command?!?

Hopefully not cuz it’s not true

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Nixx just told me

that

your toenails taste

good

but she likes

a lot of

weird things

I’m not

gunna go

into specifics

but like

she can

be really

weird

In the

not so

far future

I might

change my

username

to

Hamsy-ham

idk for sure yet

or maybe

I will

change

my

username

back to

GSOhammy

or

something

else

entirely

only

God knows

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So um I have nothing else to say

so like you can leave now

or you can stay and endure my cringe#

(Bob agrees that I’m cringy)

I don't care

But like actually you should leave,

I’d be real weird if you just like

stayed in my profile for 3 hours

I guess I will see you around?

Maybe?

I might be dead

or in the hospital

or maybe you’ll be dead

or in the hospital

Only God knows

Have a blessed day

and don’t die.

Oh, Bob just decided

to make me say

that he

said

to tell

you that

he said hi.

I don’t know

why he waited

until now to say

this other than

to annoy me

which it did.

Also you should

definitely watch

this video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1nBei-0tZgA&pp=ygUOaGFtc3RlciBiYW5hbmE%3D

which you

Probably

Won’t

Because you

Think it’s

A rickroll

But it’s

Just an

Innocent

Hamster 🐹

And

Banana 🍌

HAMSTROSlTY