Official alternative account of @Scemer.

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.

Stay safe. Eat cake.

Old Biography:

Random Quotes:

"Because yes." ~ © @Scemer, 2024.

"Spanish or vanish. French or the trench. Japanese or broken knees. Kore-een or never be seen, Finnish or be finished, Dutch or the crutch, Greek or your teeth, Italian or the battalion, German you vermin, Czech or your neck." - © 2024 @Scemer.

"Finish your assignments before they finish you. 🗿" - @Scemer

"Pass your class before you pass away" - @Scemer

"Don't check your history or you'll become history 💀" - @Scemer.

@SpaceStarzs "A disability is a new ability. A new Asian dad is newer types of weapons."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue faces like yours belong in a Zoo but don't worry I'll be there too, just not in a cage but laughing at you, imma sent to @AngelaPlayzChess, UwU" - @ChristianMariam

"Meaningless thoughts lead to meaningless decisions and meaningless decisions lead to unfortunate consequences" - @Jokerstein.

"@Admiral_ChessBeard's Avatar has a voided sign with a Sussy Fox in the background, representing that the Sussy Fox has been canceled by its family. 💀" - @Scemer

"As a Legend, I understand that's a Rickroll. 😼' - @Scemer

"Disable my Phone, and I'll disable you" - @Scemer

"Today has been wild. I literally saw somebody complaining that their donut has a hole in it." ~ @Caleb341

"Love hurts more than it heals..." - @AngelaPlayzChess.

"Scemer's quotes are like a mixtape of insanity and comedy – from threatening knees to canceled Sussy Foxes to debating the existential crisis of donuts. All we need now is for @AngelaPlayzChess to drop some philosophical wisdom about love hurting more than it heals." ~ @Caleb341.

★ Friends List:

Best Friends:

1. @Bubble/@BestBubble7 (She's a very good and funny friend to talk to. Do friend her! 😄 She's very kind.

1.5 @GMChessMinator (Ah, GM, you're the silliest person I know. I love the teasing and bickering we do daily – it truly makes up my day! (All I hope is you never took them seriously. It's all fun and bicker after all! 😆) When it comes to club organization and planning, we excel remarkably. I love to assist you in every way possible. Thank you for being my closest friend, GM! 🥰

2. @Catto / @NotDevil (One of my other old friends on Chess.com! He's polite, humorous, and caring. We had our differences and arguments, but we left that in the past and made up. He remains my close friend. )

3. @Caleb341 (He's an extraordinary club manager and friend, and I think we work excellently together. He's one of my closest friends on Chess.com. Join his club!: Chess.com Vs. ChessKid

4. @AngelaPlayzChess (A gentle and kind friend! She has trust issues, so please, don't make her mad, do read her rules in her BIO. But if you earn her trust, you can be good friends, believe me.)

5. @UnstoppableQuasar / @Ehm42 (He's one of my old friends on Chess.com. We both met in his club when he invited me with great hospitality. I worked in his club since then and owned it after he got falsely and unfairly IP-Banned. Not to worry, though; I have his Discord, and we talk once in a while. He's still my top three closest friends to this day! )

Good Friends:

@KingOfBrilliancy (Youssef is a great guy and an amazing friend to have! He is also a funny and supportive person. I love his personality )

@GingerBread-Cookie (A very nice person, truly. He's a kind Gingerbread who just wants to talk and not get eaten. Friend him. )
@BasixWhiteGirl

@1stPrize (One of the first people I met on Chess.com! He's a nice person and he likes to talk. Friend him!)
@Jared.
@Anika (Definitely one of the chillest people I know. She likes to talk; go ahead and friend her as well!)

@X_Mylee_X (A polite individual with good morals.)
@DrippedOutForever.

@Metropolis-Boomington.
@FreindSru.

@AutisticChildd (Call her Ozzy, she's very nice but shy, do friend her and talk to her. )

@ChessyMessy.

@SecretKea (Definitely not a Kea… )

@William1109.
Gravestones:

@Rayees (Rayees was an amazingly kind person who would try his best to get along with anyone. I have no idea why his poor guy was banned.)
@Orb, a dedicated person who worked hard on clubs. He closed his account for personal reasons. You shall be missed.
@TheLegendaryLamborghini / @MightyChessGuy123 / @TheDragonsDeathBed / @TheRiseOfTheDragon.
@4thPLANETMARS-inactive Violated Fair Play Policy.

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