COMPLETE BIO OVERHAUL AT 1000 VIEWS - oh no now I feel like one of those cheesy YouTubers that somehow have twenty gajillion subscribers

firstly, know that I am an Honourable Ejector of Galavanting Pieces (HEGP) and that is my permanent title

second, I’m now tag, but real ones can still call me tagzaa

also, I used to be against using lol and lmao, but there’s no harm in using them, so expect to see a lot more of those.

I’m fully straight and male so burger, get offa me

(my pfp will ALWAYS be Mario and Luigi based)

and yup, I drew my pfp and bg myself because I was bored

the pfp I drew, in case I change it (free to use btw, since I’m not using it anymore)

the bg I drew, in case I change it (also free to use since I’m not using it anymore)

I like to draw cartoons

I like GD, quite a bit

I like the Mario and Luigi series, so much in fact that anyone who dislikes it is set for a 3 hour lecture on ‘why you’re below average’

(this is possibly the best M&L image in existence)

enjoy this gif

I like reading Sherlock Holmes (the original with 1800s grammar)

I don’t like brainrot

I think that’s it there’s nothing to write here…Oh yeah I have a cat

and hon hon, i can also speak zee fghench (no seriously, I can) and I can read Arabic and read Hiragana and Katakana and not Kanji so yeah

apparently i also eat so much my dad calls me a black hole… but also calls me skinny

high metabolism ig

favourite animes: db/z (not super it sucks), one piece, hajime no ippo, bleach, saint seiya, captain tsubasa (the 1983 one, the 2018 has terrible soundtracks and genuinely sucks)

buddymeter, I guess: https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=MDH1TCq

phantom mute count since nov. 29th: 31

28/01/26 i got muted 7 times today, tf

tagzaa’s Mario and Luigi soundtrack hall of fame (credit to agc for the idea):

The Marvelous Duo (SS)
Fawful and Cackletta (SS)
Bowser and Bowser (PiT)
Overture to The End (PiT)
Another’s Requiem (PiT)
Battle of the Titans (BiS)
In the Final (BiS)
Try, Try Again (DT)
Never Let Up (DT)
Antasma’s Theme (DT)
Midboss Theme (Brothership) THIS IS SO GOOD IT’S INSANE WHY IS THE SOUNDTRACK SO AMAZING

also I’ll draw you in my cartoon style if you ask

and time for fun facts with tagzaa! did you know that although I have a detrimental addiction to Mario and Luigi games, I’m also in love with Geometry Dash too!

and not like “oh yeah I found this game yesterday” nah I’ve been playing gd for NEARLY 7 YEARS, I’m serious I reached 10k stars on 11th Jan 2026:

WITH ME NOW, MY DEAR FELLOWS! PATIENCE AND I SHALL ACQUIRE @tag! I SHALL BE UNSTOPABLEEEEEEE - update 8th Feb ‘26 I GOT IT LESGOO

also DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT INVITE ME TO CLUBS UNLESS YOU HAVE CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT I WILL LIKE AND BE ACTIVE IN SAID CLUB

I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS I WANT A 3DS sobs I WANT A 3DS…

also don’t talk about mental issues or insecurity in front of me, it pisses me off unbelievably. if you being a few kgs heavier than expected is an insecurity, then literal watermelons have a mental issue. if your mother shouting at you a lot for doing something bad gives you mental issues, then I’m sorry, but grow up, she still loves you, the only reason she’s shouting is because she doesn’t want you to do it again and she wants you to be the best you can be. (but if it’s serious like divorce or your parents fight all the time or one is an alcoholic, then ok, it’s fine, but ugliness or smth? nah) stop self deprecating yourself, I’m seeing it so often that I’m pretty sure people do it to get that “NOOOO YOU’RE NOT UGLY, YOU’RE A GREAT FRIEND, YOU’RE SO COOL” reaction, like, bro, have some self esteem, why do you need others to call you cool? if you aren’t going to believe it anyway, then why get others to say it? exactly. that’s all of my rant for now

i’ll add more to this when i remember

ah yes, and DON‘T MOCK MY BRITISHNESS