So i noticed everyone in my friends list has really long and cool bios so i wanna do the same NO ONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO

and they also have update times so i going to add one: LAST UPDATED: 12/13/2025

and this bio is going to be pretty short

I USED TO BE “Kyle_hello72” I AM VERY SORRY IF ONE OF THE TWO FRIENDS I GOT BEFORE THE NAME CHANGE ARE CONFUSED ON WHAT THIS RANDOM GUY IS DOING IN THEIR MESSAGES

I play chess and geometry dash and nothing else really

i wanna win chess games, i mostly play rapid because blitz and bullet too fast :|

but im bad at chess

but im good at geometry dash! (if you dont know what game that is, then get up from that rock you’ve been living under)

losing streak: 1

winning streak: 0

if you are reading this sentence, i wrote the sentence on 8:18 PM, 12/2/2025

if you are getting bored pls message what else could i say bc im running out of ideas

um how to message:

go to the person you want to message’s profile
click the three dots in the corner
go to message tab
write your message and send!
yeah thats it yippee!

the bio images is kinda messed up idk how that happened but dont mind

im accepting all friend requests im usually a pretty shy person irl but i want lots of friends on chess.com

now that i think of it GO BE FRIENDS WITH ME NOW

my other account @an_irregular_pentagon go check it out

fun fact: a cloud has around 500 tons of water

so 1/500 of a cloud has 1 ton of water

which is around the weight of a cessna 172

so a cloud has around 1,000,000 pounds of water

random puzzles cause why not =|

club i made: https://www.chess.com/club/rapid-chess-club-5

My favorite opening is the Nimzowitsch Defense, though I used to like the Scandinavian Defense: Mieses Kotrc Variation before (i still like it)

all my friends (gonna work on it; if you’re not there, you will be) (still working on descriptions):

@kkdino: he is kinda like, um, just look at his pfp and also he’s an irl friend if you go to the school of [redacted] you might see him =)

@Totally_Not_Sophia12: My closest friend and my BEST BEST BEST BEST friend of ALLLLL GOD. SO GOOD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE

@XonnorBotSchool: Really fun to chat with, really fun to be with in general! Go check out his Modern vs Magic story right now no escuses. He also makes really good stories and reading them is so entertaining. Someone get this guy a publisher

@Triali5824: REALLY good at geometry dash, and I have no clue how he beats the levels he does. (also please tell me how to get past the beginning of CICADA3304) i wish i can be as good as him and in chess =)

@Blazefire800: Really good friend, around one of the first ones I’ve ever met, also really fun to discuss with and chat with! He has been helping me in the GDOC demonlist (https://www.chess.com/club/geometry-dash-of-chess) and SO MUCH WORK has been done! I’d like to thank him very much =)

@Mackadat: Really fun friend, really fun quizzes, really fun “Guess The Level”s in GDOC, really fun BASICALLY EVERYTHING. Nice guy, really friendly (am I using the word “really” too much?), and I wish I can think of something else to write but it’s 9:00 PM on a Saturday

@qwerty-and-friends: Very dramatic hextet (or whatever you call a group of six), go check their profile to learn all about them! I’m probably waiting for zxcv to say “Why did you not add more info on me, da king????” but that’ll come soon lol

@Midgets_Are_Better: Actually made the first demonlist (which did not have enough people) and actually gave me the idea of starting another one to me, I would like to thank him really much! ALSO WE HAVE 30 LEVELS NOW LETS GOOOOO

@Pawnsonglikedawn: REALLY kind and respectful and compassionate and benevolent and thoughtful and sympathetic and nice and lighthearted and GOD GOOGLE HELP ME COME UP WITH MORE ADJECTIVES but anyway you get the point. Very understanding of everything so I made some art! (at the bottom)

some things i made (will update):

for @Pawnsonglikedawn cause i was bored

will update if i have any more ideas

weirdly shaped polygon ok bye

an_irregular_nonagon