Promotion: if 0 * infinity is 1(by logic of 2 * 0.5(being the inverse) = 1),

0 * infinite = 1, and 0 * infinite + 0 * infinite = 2 BUT if we use the distributive property

i = infinite

0 * i + 0 * i simplifies to 0*i which equaled 1

So 1 = 2, and thus any number is equal to any number and seeing that 0*i+0*i = 0*i, 1=2, (and our brains get errors now,) So using this logic, if we do the math for a pawns movement, since it's 1, and 1=2=3, pawns can move any amount of squares in one direction

Since there's 1 direction and 1=2=3, then they get any direction so because of infinity & 0,♙= ♕

And they learn this when they reach the 8th or 1st rank so... So that's promotion in a nutshell using infinity & 0