The Rules of Chess.com: 1 - It's always better to lose on time than to resign from a hopelessly lost position.

The Rules of Chess.com: 2 - If you're about to lose, disconnect so you can blame your Internet connection.

The Rules of Chess.com: 3 - Always accuse higher-rated opponents of using a chess engine; after all, the fact that you suck at chess has nothing to do with it.

The Rules of Chess.com: 4 - Instead of commenting on a game in progress, fill the chat with stupid drivel about sports, politics, religion, groups of people, etc. Toilet talk and sexual innuendo are best if you're under the age of 12.

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