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Hey cat, you are fat ,Tried to leap but fell down flat. Saw a mouse, gave it a stare , Too much work—you didn’t care. Curled up tight, snored so loud, Dreamed of food, looking proud. Woke up quick, gave a yawn, Back to sleep—day is gone.

1000+ views!

View races: Wins: 1 Losses: 1

First to 1000, @GoBigRed-NE vs. @ADuolingo_Bird. Winner: @GoBigRed-NE

@GoBigRed-NE to 1800 vs. @Aronole to 2000. Winner: @Aronole

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Facts:

I am a boy
I am 13
I live in Nebraska, ever heard of it? It doesn't matter never mind.
I like Kirby
I like cats
I like Warrior Cats
I like video games
I am addicted to jelly beans
I like corn
I like Nebraska Football
I like dogs but not as much as cats
I am a mixed martial artist
I do taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, and krav maga
Taekwondo is a Korean martial arts
I am a black belt(Don't mess with me)
Jiu-jitsu is a Brazilian martial arts
It focuses on ground fighting while taekwondo is more kicking to stay away from getting touched
The facts are focused on me
I am only a white belt in jiu-jitsu
But it's my favorite martial art
Krav maga is an Israeli self defense
I am an orange belt in this
Krav maga is more like street fighting like you were kidnapped or someone has a gun
I play the saxophone
I have been playing for 3 years
I made advanced band after playing only 1 year
My favorite video game is Kirby and the forgotten land
I am a Roman Catholic, that's why my flag is the Vatican
I altar serve
I am homeschooled
I lost 200 elo in puzzles in 1 minute
I was 2000 then I was 1800
But I got back, Hooray!
Don't judge cause I got 6 brilliant moves
Wait... that's bad
Don't judge
I also like squirrels
There are ten people in my family
Some are in college though, in fact, none of us have ever been in the house at the same time
I am immune to the cold for some reason, I can go in shorts and no coat in sub-30 temperatures
I am 25% Italian
I have more friends in chess.com than in real life
My favorite player is Magnus
My water bottle has a lot of stickers on it
I like Pokemon Cards
I live in the USA, that's where Nebraska is in case you didn't already know that
I like watching movies
But only good ones
Waffles are better than pancakes, sorry, but I'm right, anybody who disagrees is just jealous
This is the only video that my face is seen

Clubs I'm a SA, admin, or coordinator in:

SA:

Squirrel Lovers Of The World You should definitely join this club this is the club that I own. I have been trying to get @Jared to join forever.

Kitten Chess Institute This started as a giveaway club that I won. Please join. It will have cute cat pictures posted every week.

Chess rapid and blitz You should join this club, too, I am also the co-owner of this club.

Blaze HQ It's like Blaze's Fan Club but it's for staff only.

KingdomOfChess This is a small club but it has good conversation and a nice community, a good first club if you are scared to interact with other people.

Blaze's Fan Club Great club, really social.

Troll-Hunters It is a small group of people. Small because we chose people carefully. This group is dedicated to getting rid of trolls whenever they pop up. And we do a good job.

Admin:

Ganadores Ajedecistas. This is a cool club though I don't know what it means.

The Chess Union- TCU Great club, it always has a lot of events to participate in and the owner is really nice.

Nebraska Chess Club As you can probably tell from my bio and pfp, I really like Nebraska. This club is a good place to talk about football because it is basically the point of the club.

The Check-ers This is a new club, but that means you can remember everyone, and they are all nice.

Coordinator:

Duolingo Coaching Club It teaches you languages! Great club! It also coaches you in chess... if you sign up on the list.

Turquoise Chess Club It had trouble, but it's fixed now and is making a fresh new start!

The Cat Club It is cats! And if you are active you will probably be made a staff member.

Meteora Great club! It has a very active live chat and notes. And there are always forums. Named after the album of a famous singer.

Now for the cool stuff:

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

99.9% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that
║cares, put this on your profile.

This is cool, too.

Sorry about that but this is actually cool: Best game ever!

Memberships:

Diamond: November 20-December 20. Gifted by @justelliott61970.

Friends:

@ADuolingo_Bird I am in his two clubs and he is in mine. I think he's a teenager, or an adult with children? He likes Duolingo and knows every language, but not animal, though. He thinks I am corn , lol, don't tell him otherwise. I'm in a view race to 1000 with him so don't click on his name.

@AbyssDragonShadow18 We chat a lot in notes and live chats of clubs. He is super nice. I tried calling Aby but he wouldn't go for it. He also gives tarot readings of you are into that stuff.

@R-P-S-R Met her when she sent me a special word. (Close to cucumber............................................ pickle! What did you think I meant) She is nice to talk to and is very honest.

@Hot-wheeel He, I think he, has a weird username. IDK, we talk in live chat. Kachow!

@Bella_the_queen She has cute cats. She tells funny jokes. We talk a lot on live chat.

@The_Storm_555 He is super nice, really, super super nice. Just don't call him uncle storm: that's when he becomes the storm! He calls me dearest friend and I feel so special. He might be my favorite, no offense to my other friends.

@Leopard He's really high rated and I think he's supposed to kinda coach me?

@Jared He's a cute cat, but he is part of too many clubs. I can't get him to join my club; in fact, ever sense we became friends he hasn't talked to me. I'm being ghosted! Now that I think about it his cat kinda looks like a ghost! I might just call him Casper.

@Allthecap He uses too many slang words. But he's cool and has a cool pfp. I like him. I also stole the black with white highlight from his bio.

@REGGIN2525 He's The Grinch. But he's nice. HE joinend my club so I friended him.

@KingOfBrilliancy He is nice to talk to. He seems very smart and never says anything rude.

@loshermanossanchez He has the longest, most unreadable, and weirdest name ever. He also has a acute dog. I friended him because he joined my club.

@dog_lover2014 He loves dogs, that's all I have to say.

@SohamWARRIOR He's good at chess. I always almost beat him then lose. But what is his profile picture?

@Viet-nam-CCCP He has weird username and only says hi in the chat. But when he actually says something important it is really funny and never anything mean.

@quockhanhok He is a good player and was in a game with one of my brilliant moves. He calls me his big brother.

@NoahdeAlwis We met when we argued over football and soccer. I still think he's wrong but we came to peace terms. He has a cute cat. Stole blunder master title from his bio.

@The-Football-Kiddo99 Also argued with him. But now we are friends talking about real stuff.

@Sh4dow_142 Also talk in live chat

@lanaiya_A Also met her in live chat.

@pigeonoverlordsupreme She's my sister, she is my first club member and is bad at chess, just like me.

@babochka1104 Met her in live chat, she's fun to talk to.

@AGREEDON100PERCENT Met him in DM when he threatened to eat me back when my profile picture was corn. He is sad now that he can't.

@JayDB24 My first friend! HE is so good at chess and is helping me get better. We have played so many games and I still haven't won one yet. Honestly, he is so nice to me I can't use words to describe how good of a friend he is. We talk a lot.

@Ishaanharsha He is nice to talk to. He gives you game review for free if you friend him.

@Ilovegiyuuplshelp He is my light best friend

@Farrokh632 Nice to talk to, we are working together on something.

My best friend what else can I say, this is truly my best and greatest friend.

Graveyard:

@xxxroderickexe777xxx He was my friend. He cheated somehow, he would never cheat but that's what they say, he made a new account though.

@bird_duolingo He cheated with second account and they traced it back to his main account, this one. But he has a new one.

@dunno4912 I dunno what happened.

Quotes:

-Ya! I know every language, but not animal, though.-@ADuolingo_Bird

-Erm What the stigma?-@Allthecap

-Finding the love of your life is like fishing, you catch and release until you find the perfect one.-One of my IRL friends.

-Never gonna give you up. -Rick_Astley

How to waste 3 minutes of your life