Hello!

I’m a beatable beginner Chesspeon.

Type: Algebra / Pseudopsychic

Canonically Level 3 (Score: 11.0)

(My ratings may seem a bit high right now, but my actual skill stands at around 900-ish. You should be able to easily beat me if you have a rating of at least 1000.)

I actually do kinda have a “sixth sense” IRL! It’s not precognitive or psychic, though, and while others don’t seem to know what I’m talking about, I can’t describe it well, and so can’t prove that it’s not just a normal thing. (+3)

I’m currently going through an identity crisis, and have been for the past few years.

I also have a spice tolerance that is below zero. And I’m not exaggerating. I can handle some spicy stuff, but overall, my spice tolerance is effectively worse than nothing. (DM me if you want to know more about how that works.)

I change personalities depending on what time of day you talk to me.

Eeveelution fan, not a Pokemon fan (there is a difference!)

Inventor of Eevee’s Chess and Eeveeluation

I’m really into math. Almost obsessed with it. Especially calculus and the integral.

Talentless and a natural at nothing

I’m naturally bad at basically everything. (Liking math doesn’t necessarily mean being good at it in the long run.) I am also a video game player who is naturally bad at almost every game (a perpetual beginner that can never significantly improve.) So, I am a good morale booster if you are feeling incompetent, because I am likely worse and always will be.

If you disappear from my friends list, don’t worry… Just send me another friend request!

All of my friends are faster learners and overall better than me at everything. They all have practical, flashy, special abilities, and who am I? The normal, slower, inferior, abandonable one. The one who is so forgettable that nobody is interested in my nonexistent abilities, so worthless that my friends all eventually throw me away like I’m an object.

I am DONE being the one who always looks up to all my friends because they’re so much better, who glazes my friends like donuts and never gets any compliments back, who makes everyone else look good at everything. I am DONE being outshone and forgotten by all of them.

…But what is there to do?

One day… I hope to ascend to their level of superhuman superiority…

Please know these things:

x² is NOT pronounced “x two”.

f(x) is NOT pronounced “f x”.

Distribution of supergifts over my core friends:

Fast learning: 67%

Good at math: 33%

Good at writing: 33%

Good at reading: 17%

Good at video games: 17%

None or Ability not listed: 33%

(Many friends have multiple of these and so contribute to more than one list.)

Statistics:

EVC 233

Completion: 49%

Mysterious Counter: 252

Updated 26 April 2026

Important colors:

rgb(0,213,255) / hsv(190,1,1)

rgb(255,62,213) / hsv(300,75.7,1)

The third number of the HSV values may need to be multiplied by 100, depending on what tool you are using.

This “About Me” section will probably get longer in the future…

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