He are some things that will get you in shock

1. Neil A. Armstrong was the first one on the moon (hopefully you knew that) Neil A. spelt backwards spells Alien.

2. Why does your nose run but your feet smell

3. You can't say the word touch while having your lips touch but you can say separate while having your lips touch.

- I bet you just said touch and separate

4. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty

5. Which orange came first, the fruit or the color

6. If two vegans are arguing, do they have a beef

7. If your waiting for a waiter, aren't you the waiter

8. Why is the pizza box a square, when the pizza is a circle and each slice is a triangle?

9. Why are deliveries from a car called shipment and deliveries from a ship called cargo

10. Why do we drive in parkways but park in driveways

I did not come up with these so I want to give credit to the source

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