gg battle: a must read

goldendog

This thread can handle the truth.

theoreticalboy

Queen Jane is coming to see this thread.

AndyClifton

What everyone thought C F Kane said on his deathbed:

What he was really saying:  "This thread."

AndyClifton

This thread is ivandh's location scout.

AlCzervik

This thread really is from beertopia!!

electricpawn

I went to an alehouse I used to frequent, and I told the lady my money's all spent. But when I showed her this thread, she kissed me and became quite amorous.

theoreticalboy

This thread secures the necessary storage space for bfs666's content.

goldendog

This thread is stricter than Papa Kamsky and slaps harder than Mrs. Petrosian.

AlCzervik

This thread is my new bff

goldendog

This thread drove the snakes into Ireland.

AndyClifton

This thread is a veritable library of modern American literature:

 

The Catcher in This Thread

The Old Man and This Thread

For Whom This Thread Tolls

This Thread Also Rises

electricpawn

This thread eats Cheetos and Ding Dongs all day long and never gains a pound.

AndyClifton

there once was a thread named This Thread

which charged along, full speed ahead

the subject "good game"

was adjudged to be lame

so it veered for some tangents instead

AndyClifton

This thread held Fischer to a draw in the 1963-64 US Championship.

goldendog

This thread bosses the Anuunaki around.

electricpawn

This thread knows "The Secret."

trysts

Between Lisa and you hilarious gentlemen in this thread, I don't think I've laughed so much in quite awhile!Laughing

goldendog

This thread filled out ouachita's profile.

AndyClifton

This thread is trysts' AA sponsor.

electricpawn

This thread can divide by zero.