gg battle: a must read

This thread cured my diaper rash.

This thread made me blush.

This thread sold ZZ Top depilatory cream.

This thread can make bigpoison 2200 USCF within 6 months.

This thread made RyanGarner feel inferior!

This thread killed bin Laden.

This thread was the idiot that Nimzovich lost to.

This thread could bring prawn back.

This thread makes the best marinara sauce you've ever tasted.

This thread showed Sisyphus how to get the rock to the top.

This thread gave Kennedy the edge he needed in 1960.

This thread married Zsa Zsa.

This thread dropped the apple on Newton's head.

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Stairway to This Thread

Sweet Home, This Thread

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This thread still washes your windshield and checks your oil.

This thread fired Trump

This thread knows the way to San Jose and told Burt Bacharach he was a lousy singer.

This thread just laughed when it saw The Exorcist!

This thread is tangled up in blue.

This thread was the one-armed man!