lol
I love chess. It is good. I also love cheese. Cheese is good.
Rotted bovine lactation.
Mmmm-mmmmm good!
I believe you are now legally obligated to start a metal band called Rotted Bovine Lactation. If you don't, I will.

Not all cheese is good
In fact cheese spoils and you don't love spoiled cheese
Not all chess is good
Therefore, you don't really love all of chess

cheese