But Baron...I deserve a free membership because I like free stuff, and I deserve what I like. Why do you taunt me with posts like this? Are your chickenpants too tight? Come on, cough up the free membership. It won't hurt too bad. I promise.
Who wants a free membership?
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Yes, this is clickbait. I am profiting greatly by you reading this thread. I'll make it up by giving you a free membership
BaronVonChickenpants wrote:
I'm not going to give you one.
But 2 is too much. But at least this is more honest than these.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-last-post-wins-membership-gig
Haha! Outstanding contribution, Bishop! I think you just might get the free membership for it....as long as you don't report to the mods.
I had a message from chess.com saying that TxBaseballFan had reported me.
The result was just a string of laughing emojis. I think I'm ok.
I'm not going to give you one.