Delayed Alapin as Black

Optimissed

You are a bad person.

But I like you.

CoolChess01
Optimissed wrote:

My favorite way to play chess as white is 1.e4 e5 2. Qh5 Ke2 3. Qxe5#

Its very rare for black to play along

Optimissed

You know, you're so cool! Wish I was cool. I only have my five wives and various concubines and Platonic lovers. Wow!

CoolChess01
Optimissed wrote:

You know, I'm so cool! Wish you were cool. You only have your five wives and various concubines and Platonic lovers. Wow!

that is a very selfish statement

Optimissed
CoolChess01 wrote:
Optimissed wrote:

You know, I'm so cool! Wish you were cool. You only have your five wives and various concubines and Platonic lovers. Wow!

that is a very selfish statement

I don't feel it's selfish, subjectively. It may not have been perfectly true but I only wished to point out that non-cool people can really have great fun in life. It could be seen as a selfless desire to spread happiness, could it not?

Here's a recent blitz game for you to criticise. Although I won it, I played quite badly in places, and yet the computer gives my moves as 95.7% accurate. How can that be?
https://www.chess.com/live/game/4116296143

CoolChess01
Optimissed wrote:

I did heart surgery on myself using a needle and no experiance, now my body hurts.

Well that was a dumb decision. Experience is spelled with an e not an a

Optimissed

No, it wes succassful, as wus the braen surgary.

CoolChess01

WHOA LANGUAGE

verylate

Sugary braens! I've had a thing for those ever since I rose from the ded

CoolChess01
verylate wrote:

I ate a fish right after I caught it and now my stomach hurts

Well why did you do that?