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Gm_andrewfeng

Who can make the funniest opening?Heres mine

The Rubicon attack/defence(F00)

the_cheradenine

:D

I actually had some guys play this ridiculous line against me in blitz and bullet... I think I won 90% of those games with Black (or something like that) ...

Gm_andrewfeng
the_cheradenine wrote:

:D

I actually had some guys play this ridiculous line against me in blitz and bullet... I think I won 90% of those games with Black (or something like that) ...


 can u share one?

waffllemaster

Vs a weak player it's funny to throw this out in blitz because they don't know how to attack or open lines or anything Smile

the_cheradenine

gladly, but it was a long time ago (I have played hundreds of games since) - and since I'm not a premium member, I can't browse through my games easily - so there is no way for me to search for them.

I can tell you the general idea, though, just push those central pawns (once all the pieces are actively placed) - open up the center - and rely on tactics. lol... sounds easy, but it hasn't really been all that easy in every game.

Gm_andrewfeng

Zukertot opening: Drunken Knights

corpsporc

KefkaKGA

Actually a very good attack/defense, but you need to get your opponent drunk and play for him/her.
Ben_Dubuque

The Fort Sumnter Attack

SandyJames

lost on time!

Gm_andrewfeng

You Need to give a name otherwhise you shall be ignored

Arctor

http://www.chess.com/forum/category/fun-with-chess

ChessisGood

Cabbage Opening:

Garbage Opening:

Tom500

Creepy Crawly Formation

Gm_andrewfeng

Bereniliee opening

Gm_andrewfeng

Ceeabbaff attack

Roundta attack
Wave attack
Pseudo-wave attack
Gm_andrewfeng

CadBeffArkAgb opening

Gm_andrewfeng

 The incorrect opening

 

Chessking47

Ridiculous Mirrored Pawn Opening (T73-T76)

This has appeared in Jacob Stupid vs. Stupid Jacobs, 1-0.

H45-55 and Q37-49 are other ECO codes 4 RIDICULOUS MIRRORED PAWN OPENING (PWN)

Gm_andrewfeng

The KQ castle attack: