That always works when I play at School
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The Caro-kan defense is a good oppening in response to E4
The main line is
E4-C6
D4-D5
E4xD5
C6xD5
Forget about 1.e4 and 1.d4. Learn to attack from the corners. Join us in the vote chess games of these groups;
We'll show you how. 
Here is a good starting move aganist 5 to 10 out of ten players.
1.Move the kings pawn forward 2 squares.
2.Your oppenant should mirror your move to stop you advancing any further (Move their kings pawn forward two).
3. You then move you queen out as far diagnal right as it will go.
4. Your oppenant should move their pawn forward to attack your queen.
5. Slide your queen left and take there pawn. They are in check and have to etiher move their bishop or queen in front.
6.When they have done this take their kings rook.
If they stuff up again you will also be able to take their knight!!!
it kick arse!
other things you can do are
1. 4 move checkmate your oppnant
2.Move the pawns infront of your king and queen forward 2 squares to let out your bishops and queen. Notice that if you only move them forward 1 square they block off your bishops.
3.Scare them into forfiet!!!
4.Do what i do kick arse!
You can also put bishops and queens attacking pawns so that if they move the pawn their moving into check or
attack the pawn dignally across from their rook so that if they move it you can take their rook.
Get chess master it has a lesson section. Chess titans (vista) is good for a game.
Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ManoWar1934 wrote:
Two suggestions: (1) Always play opponents with higher ratings than yours. Have the computer analyze all your games. You'll learn that way. (2) Play the English Opening. No matter what your opponent does, you can't lose in four or five moves! It gives you time to make plans.
1.c4 e5
2.Nc3 Bc5
3.g3 Qf6
4.Bg2...
Almost
I like GK's openings. You can check out his games:
http://chessgames.com/player/garry_kasparov.html
Lasker's games:
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessplayer?pid=19149
Or my grandfather's famous match:
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1243095
Why don't you just keep him delayed and wait for the prefect opportunity to do a late Scholars Check