Open good bye letter for the spirit of d4

Dear pornography,

I'm sorry I've been neglecting you recently.  Just one more online 5-minute tourney and I'll return to your loving side (I promise!).

What would be strange if you got on one of those sites and saw a realitive, yikes!

(I posted this earlier but apparently some Munchkin took it off the air.  Seems to be a lot of that going around nowadays.)

Speechless!

I was, too.

I would say "grandma what were you thinking", lol.

Dear d5,

Why do you have to be so cross with me?

Sincerely, e4

Dear d5,

Please stop showing all those damn Ingmar Bergman movies.  It's driving us crazy!

Dear lol:

Please stop that.  You look like a damn jack in the box.

Sincerely,

Pumpkinhead

Dear ,

I'm so tired of seeing you after so many comments. Please limit your appearances.

Dear ,

Quit being such a wiseass all the time.

Dear "Get A Life":

Physician, heal thyself.

Wise ass or Smart ass?

Dear  ,

Okay, what are you supposed to be?  "Undecided" or rolling your eyes in annoyance?  C'mon, make up your mind!

Dear ,

Stop pretending you're me.  There's only one of me.

Yours Truly,

lol

Dear ,

You're not the real Slim Shady. Get out of this site.

Yours truly,

I Swear, you guys, that if I had, right now, even the Tiniest Inkling of what all these last 20 or so exchanges here were About (including, and especially, my own entries) --- well, I'm just saying that .... that If I Did, I would absolutely say something Right Here ---  something So Incredibly Pertinent and wise and witty that it would leave every last one of you utterly Stunned and Speechless with admiration! .... Trust me.  I am not kidding.

Yeah it is a little hard to follow.