THIS THREAD
Y U NO ACTIVE?
Open good bye letter for the spirit of d4
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GRRRRRNNNH Funny thread go bye bye!
bye
Dear e4,
Triumphantly,
Grandmaster3141
I'll tell you what's wrong with this thread. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it.
Grandmaster3141 wrote:
I'll tell you what's wrong with this thread. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it.
Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't necro'd it off his perch, it'd be pushing up the daisies.
Metastable wrote:
Grandmaster3141 wrote:
I'll tell you what's wrong with this thread. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it.
Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't necro'd it off his perch, it'd be pushing up the daisies.
Oh, I need to watch that video again.
"Uh, no! It's been stunned!"
Dear d4!
Since I left you I lost like 300 rating points and stopped playing chess. LOL
Dear King's Indian (when played by my opponent),
*a big mucus spit mark on the paper*
Sincerely
Dear c6:
Thank you for enticing other players into using you, thereby giving me the two victories I am most proud of. Even though we've never met, you've made my life more complete.
-bwolf93
bwolf93 wrote:
Dear c6:
Thank you for enticing other players into using you, thereby giving me the two victories I am most proud of. Even though we've never met, you've made my life more complete.
-bwolf93
Caro or slav??
shepi13 wrote:
bwolf93 wrote:
Dear c6:
Thank you for enticing other players into using you, thereby giving me the two victories I am most proud of. Even though we've never met, you've made my life more complete.
-bwolf93
Caro or slav??
Caro
Dear chess.com,
We can't keep meeting like this: stealthily, by the dark of night, while my wife lies asleep in our bed. I can only imagine the repercussions should she find out, and my compulsion to be with you has reached dangerous proportions. All to often I find myself on my phone or my iPad corresponding with you while sitting right next to her. One glance from her at the wrong moment and the whole charade unravels.
I've known for some time that I could only keep the pretense that I'm simply "working", or "watching pornography" up for so long, and I fear that my ability to continue this deception has run its course. It is with heavy heart that I write this letter to inform you that it is out of necessity that I sever our affair immediately. That I can no longer know the excitement of the games we play or the embrace of your familiar comforting banter. That I must henceforth and forever say goodbye.
Longingly,
TheGrobe's wife... er, TheGrobe.
Whoa -- wait, what? That was not me. I'd never leave you baby....
[INSERT HUMOROUS COMMENT HERE]
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-Proud Free Member
PS Oh yeah, and that military academy one looks like something from a Monty Python sketch!