Rare Wall, what is name of opening?

a Rare Wall - I sometimes try for - & it's hard to hold - LOL ! ,

... what is name of opening ? Thx. 

The line of pawns all on the 4 rank, with nothing (hopefully) on the 5 rank.

(place main pieces wherever...(?))

4 words:

What the heck wasthatopening.

Ah yes this is the famous Heelergontzettendraarsinskiopening.
Mostly when this is played the following move will make it the Heelergontzettendraarsinskicountergambit,

no, but SERIOUSLY ! ...

SERIOUSLY, That is not an opening.

But black's? KID.

They don't name openings that are only possible as a result of one or both players making a dozen poor moves in succession.

and what's so BAD about it ???

There is a game Boris Alterman played against a computer back when, came out of Bird's Opening.  Look up Alterman's Wall...

http://www.balterman.freeservers.com/altermanwall.html

This website offers excellent analysis, very enjoyable 

How about the king's position. Would you consider the white king to be safe?

The idea is to have a forwards approach & claim more space on the board, 

but is it feasible, or shall it become some future challenge ?

@BirdBrain : gee, thx!

@sluck72 : 'almost', but at least he's possibly functional.

What's also incredibly fun is the fact that there are a number of ways in achieving that line! ( but it so often fails ;p )

Lummis, you may want to investigate main lines with massive pawn structures, such as the King's Indian Four Pawns Game, or the Alekhine Four Pawns.  Anything more than that is very rare in its own right...

Thx, that's a point often it's more than enough... but it's the challenge of the beauty of getting properly to that line &, then (lol) hopefully pushing it all forwards to the 5 & 6 (etc.) Ranks ;)