The Bongcloud Opening
What is the stupidest opening ever?
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Only in normal chess. In Bongcloud chess the Open Cloud(1. e4 e5 2.Ke2) is played in 54% of games.
That is, assuming one would play the Bongcloud in normal chess... Otherwise any irrational, illogical move would do...
Seriously.
Simulated chess opening.
1. d4 - d5
2. Qd3 - Qd6
3. Qh3 - Qh6
4. Qxc8 #
The continuation of your gambit has been a subject of much study; modern analytical methods have arrived at the following consensus of opinion:
So don't open or read them jempty. We're not going to give up our fun just to avoid hurting your eyes with meanless combinations.
The Mother in Law Opening.
Just nagging just to do it. She thinks she always wins.
Andersen opening.
Now I'm expecting some rich guy to pay a GM to have him play the Helltank Gambit. Of course he'll have to pay even the opponent to lose, in order to demonstrate that the gambit is sound.
lol jempty, don't be such a killjoy
nextkasparov345 wrote:
Andersen opening.
How about 1.g4 followed by 2. f3
fischerandchips wrote:
How about 1.g4 followed by 2. f3
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is the hands down winner.
royalbishop wrote:
The Mother in Law Opening.
Just nagging just to do it. She thinks she always wins.
HAHA! Respond with the "shut your damn mouth" defence
a new variation of fool's mate !!
jempty_method wrote:
What is idiotic is people starting idiotic threads and then stating their idiotic opinions about chess openings.
Wow. Chess players really are the most humourless people in the world.
The_logicalist245 wrote:
The Bongcloud Opening
why would this be considered stupid i use this opening for half the games i play and half the games i play i am victorious
Let's see how stupid we can make these openings!
Soon after I started playing chess, I focused my huge store of chess knowledge, pawn structure and deep strategical considerations into creating my masterpiece, my magnum opus:the magnificent Helltank Gambit.