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i don't even remember winning
That's funny? I remember downloading blueprints for a suicide machine when you won.
No she lying. I seem to remember her downloading those plans in regard to pdela or maybe woodie.
was the machine designed to assist in your suicide?
I'm quite sure.
Yes. Unless it was an unethical machine.
did you try it out?
She was about to but got distracted by this scene outside her window.
You're now an entry in cpotm's trystsopedia!
psst, more about Xenia. i got more pics.
Well don't make us whip them out of you...
why didn't the machine kill you?
It only works on gym teachers.
So the machine's deodorant.
You could say that.
If you have both, I'd prefer the ones of Xenia over those of KCO...
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