CPOTM May 2012 cont.

Yes, there should be no one inside your eggplant. Pick out a thinner eggplant when you go to the market, hashish.

What about the ones that are the size of baseball bats?  Anybody inside those?

I hear that is how they grow baseball players.

Perhaps the people inside the fat eggplants store their bats in some other eggplants?

Is that what puts the "crunch" Broccoli?

The FDA has a policy limiting the amount of insect contamination in food. It varies by the type of food.

http://www.fda.gov/food/guidancecomplianceregulatoryinformation/guidancedocuments/sanitation/ucm056174.htm

The CPOTM thread seems to be a think tank on the cutting edge. 

Chocolate and peanut butter are two very tolerant foods IIRC.

Ants make up one fourth of the total mass of all creatures on earth.

How do you know? 

I hope there are no "bug part" question on this upcoming exam. I like essay questions. Essay questions got me through high school. Please, don't make any jokes about "cramming."

And I got through despite essay questions...

I knew someone would challenge that. The answer is I read it somewhere when Googling was just looking at Babes.

Any bug questions you have, you should consult with hashish about, since he figured out the total mass of ants on this planet.

I can help you with cramming it in your head.

Ants have a highly organized social structure, and they clearly outnumber us. Should we start worrying?

The ants control the land and the whales own the sea.  We must build sky castles.  It is the only solution (other than eating the elderly of course).

I would worry more about hashish finding people and sports equipment in his eggplants. 

Is that code like "the eagle flies at midnight?" Or, "Midnight flies at the eagle?"

Yes