Peace brothers and sisters. We all stand together.
@david isn't @david ??!!

Only on this site can someone be more popular gone than when he's here.
You should try on you to check this.
I'm not sure if this place could handle not having its pet Yorp always underfoot and getting in the way. (If you've ever played Commander Keen, you'll get it. :-))
Which world is real?
Exactly! Umm.... A!....or maybe B....eh, A!....darn, let me ask Elon Musk, he'll know...
Well only Bollywood can cure it. Was actually looking for an Arabic song titled Daud (David) but Bollywood will have to do.
This topic has spawned yet another child
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-com-community/what-is-going-on-with-david-51741180
The previous spawn being
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/what-happened-to-david
How many more will there be?
And another
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/mod-david-please-come-back
This one's not quite appropriate
And yet another.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/truth-about-david
This one at least quotes a mod saying @David is lurking incognito.
i think at this stage i can safely say “i’m confussed”.
Concussed and Confused?
Wait what happened to our mangy kitteh?
@igotmange
We need more of those. BTW according to our formerly resident pumpkin head NM, the official term is chess commies.

We need more of those. BTW according to our formerly resident pumpkin head NM, the official term is chess commies.
if you want it to be even more extended, say a phrase that can be found as a gif so i add it
We need more of those. BTW according to our formerly resident pumpkin head NM, the official term is chess commies.
if you want it to be even more extended, say a phrase that can be found as a gif so i add it
https://tenor.com/view/gif-funny-meme-peter-gif-3530440
Now go forth and multiply! But remember with great power comes great responsibility. And the bunny has indemnity from all possible consequences.
He will be back, I believe
Obviously he will come back to handle people like you. Actually this site need David to maintain discipline on forums.
"*Points to off-topic* The children's table is over there"