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But I think flexi is more comical. Lol
I went back and corrected it lol
comical talking to herself is indeed quite comical
thumbs up guys. this forum is really funny...
my fav--Oh, is comical a chick? My apologies. (seeing his user pic i laughed my ass off)
The dubious white knight opening doesn't have a very high win percentage which explains why masters don't use it.
Man or women - doesn't matter. In online chess, why comminicate or respond at all? You are there to play a game of chess not even to say 'hello' or tell anyone your life story.
Sorry I asked
Felix... Why did u change your user from anos to platypus?
because i couldn't get anyone to call me anus or anass so i'm hoping for pussy.
Try changing it to Richard III and maybe someone will call you a dick.
I think your avatar is adorable, comical! But, frankly, I find the idea of a woman browsing the Internet and playing Chess in her free time simply bizzare!
Why ... why aren't you breastfeeding a child or something????
It's grim pus.
Big decline. Why do you play chess? I enjoy it. And what reason would you have for posting your rude second comment. Lol
I play Chess because I wanna outsmart my opponents. However, it makes me see my limits fairly quick so it's an never-ending battle with myself and what I perceive as "good enough".
And if you wouldn't have mentioned specifically that you're a female, I'd never knew that. So I only presumed you wanted to attract some facetious responses about your gender. I ... I just wanted to make you laugh, 'kay?
*picks melancholically at a harp, looks with reddened eyes towards the horizon*
I think u hv got your head in a dump.
When faced with a set of photos of hairy men how do I tell which ones are stupid?
They make 50k a year.
violators must be purged! If your conscience is unclean go here... you know who you are http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/username-punishment
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