i have to praise you chessdotcom

Dustin-Dweeber
what a fantastic website! as we move into the Chinese year of the turkey, what better way to start than declare the turkey sacred on chess.com. So this Christmas, we turkeys appeal to the conscience of every chessdotcom member to save us from extinction by not eating turkey this Christmas. Have some tuna sandwiches instead! To begin the celebrations, let me begin by praising all of you fantastic members of this dang awesome website!! http://youtu.be/ruAi4VBoBSM
FM_Checkmate

Troll thread.

Dustin-Dweeber
no, they only post on dumb, useless threads FM. see, only you and me so far! if this was like, guess how many toes i have, we would be on page 24 at least by now.
EscherehcsE
Dustin-Dweeber wrote:
...if this was like, guess how many toes i have, we would be on page 24 at least by now.

Nine?

cottonsock
..... Oh gawwd ! here we go again.
cottonsock
..... Roll on Christmas.
NewArdweaden

I must say chessdotcom forums definitely rank very high in the number of absurd threads among all chess websites.

cottonsock
How observant you are ! ....... just saying.
Dustin-Dweeber

guys! who is your favourite dancer in the fatboy slim vid ?

mine is the girl with the jet black pumpkin pie hairstyle with the cute tush.

Dustin-Dweeber

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

TURKEY DECLARED SACRED ON CHESSDOTCOM!!!

REMOVED FROM ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!

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Dustin-Dweeber

Bob Geldof is going to feed the world non-turkey christmas dinners!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr0QoxNynTw

Sorry, i meant "Sir" Bob Geldof, who had this fantastic idea of people not dying of hunger.

Dustin-Dweeber

they are gonna be scrumshis.

cottonsock
... isn’t it past your bedtime twinkle ?
LawAndOrderKing

Nothing wrong with that!

Dustin-Dweeber

"its a cat flap billay!! but you already caught!!!

Cat flap!!!! you been caught in a cat flap!"

Dustin-Dweeber

whats up with rottensock ?

cottonsock
..... what are you getting in such a flap about Dustin
“ rottonsock “ yeah, there’s a certain charm to that name !
cottonsock
...... and by the way, how long have you known my brother! !