Is this a challenge to post something nonsensicaler?
Oinquarki

Americans are idiots. Especially me. Oh, and you guys, too. Except, I'm not sure that either of you are native born, so I'm probably a bigger idiot.
quarki sunk the enterprise and landed the deathstar? ok, i think we need help for this. fortunately, this site has four yodas, 12 kenobis, and one mace windu. oh, it has 6 skywalkers, too, but one of those is anekin, so it sort balances out to no skywalkers. we even have a han solo and a chewbacca. we even have a few R2D2s, although one is tied to a C3P0, so i am guessing limited help on that.
dang, we are a mixed group. we also have five darth vaders. i bet one of them is a front for quarki, though. or perhaps the other way around. anyway, if it is war he wants, lets call all the forces and move on him. yeah, ok, even the luke skywalkers. why not.

A large proportion of the ancient Greeks were idiots* (apparently).
*Idiot as a word derived from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual"), from ἴδιος, idios ("private," "one's own").[1]

↑ Nice.
Ya, Dwight cracks me up. If you watch The Office, you'll have to look up Dwight's farm on the Trip Advisor site where they treat his agrotourism or B&B as one that truly exists. LOL Comical.
Maybe he changed his username, fracklefrit
I haven't noticed his brand of amazing around the forums.
He said some things in another thread, but before I could even respond, I found I was blocked by this giant hairy... oh wait that's my cat. Quit blocking the keyboard Skittles. There we go.
Ok, so then I forgot what I was going to say and I made this thread. I'm not really sure what to do now, so here is a picture of the Death Star landing in Azerbaijan.
By the looks of it the Enterprise was sunk and the bridge is now a landing platform. I am not entirely convinced this is Azerbaijan.