Here are some ideas....
Chess.com "Do You Got Game?
Chess.com "Got Game?"
Chess.com "Think you got Game"
Chess.com "You Just Wouldn't Understand"
Chess.com "Let me be your King"
Chess.com "Let me be your Queen"
Chess.com "Keep your hands off my Bishop!"
Chess.com "Don't tempt my Queen, she's feeling moody"
...ok I'll stop there.. heh.
How about this one too..
Chess.com "I got mad skills"
Chess.com "I got mad skills yo!"
Chess.com "It only hurts the first time."
Chess.com "Don't ask."
Chess.com "Don't worry I'm seeking help."
Chess.com "It's where my peeps are!"
Chess.com "That's Grand Master, Not Dungeon Master!"
Chess.com "Don't be a Pawn"
Dude... they just keep coming to me.
As much as I like 1.e4
I think like either
1.Nf3
or 1.f4
and on the back
I bet you weren't expecting that!/What now.......
Erik,
I would like to have the following print: "1. d4??"
Are these T-Shirts still up for grabs?
They have shirts for sale but basic site oriented ones: https://merch.chess.com/
I think these are funny.
You and your "horse" can go play checkers now.
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