Tal sends his love

blueemu
Senator_Blutarsky wrote:

would you be ok with paying a toll ?

What, because my last line didn't end with T?

No, but I'll give you a free T.

Here: T

autobunny
blueemu wrote:

OK, that last one doesn't quite rhyme.

ONE LETTER OFF! SUE ME!

Out of rhyme went the emu

So he taunted the bunny to sue

As the bunny prepared

The emu got scared

And ran off to the corner with rue

autobunny
blueemu wrote:
Senator_Blutarsky wrote:

would you be ok with paying a toll ?

What, because my last line didn't end with T?

No, but I'll give you a free T.

Here: T

blueemu
autobunny wrote:

Out of rhyme went the emu

So he taunted the bunny to sue

As the bunny prepared

The emu got scared

And ran off to the corner with rue

The Bunny wrote verses so vile

That it filled the Emu with bile.

"Mind your meter!" he said,

But the fluffy air-head

Thought his poems would people smile.

autobunny
blueemu wrote:
autobunny wrote:

Out of rhyme went the emu

So he taunted the bunny to sue

As the bunny prepared

The emu got scared

And ran off to the corner with rue

The Bunny wrote verses so vile

That it filled the Emu with bile.

"Mind your meter!" he said,

But the fluffy air-head

Thought his poems would people smile.

The emu has always been bitter

Since they changed his baby sitter

He pooped in his pants

went on random rants

With his bird brain just filled with clutter

chrump

Have you seen the furious baldy?

Lips pursed at the salacious ribaldry

Of keyboard warriors' cry.

He thought If cat emu puppet were nigh

I'd use a blowtorch even though it scalds me

ANOK1

here was me expecting a message from the grave from the greatest chess player ever ,,, but this is cc innit , and its a cc forum to boot , I guess im just daft to think whats on the label matches whats in the tin

chrump

Emu:

 

https://youtu.be/0R_M3K7j3rI

krazykat1975

What are you talking about Senator? You still owe me money from the other night? And you're talking about paying a toll? 

blueemu

"Whenever I lose I must have rematches!",

The Patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.

He continued to lose still more games in batches,

And rematched and rematched until he died.

blueemu

The above poem is modeled on the "Euclid's Parallel Postulate" poem, of course.

"Lines that are parallel meet at infinity"

Euclid repeatedly, heatedly urged.

Until he died, and reached that vicinity,

And there he found that the damn things diverged.

blueemu

Bobby Fischer 

Was a wizard

Vivisected

Spassky's gizzard.

 

Won the title

Then went bonkers

The Fish skedaddles

Karpov conquers.

 

LhcAndrewB

Wow! It's a poetry class and history happy.png

ghost_of_pushwood

Gadzooks, what a prospect!

mybody2bootylicious

here lies the body of Mary Lee

she died at age 103

for 15 years she kept her virginity

not a bad record in this vicinity.

ghost_of_pushwood

So she had sex for 88 years?  Another record!

mybody2bootylicious

thumbup.png she was awesome