Mr. Bacon, I'm pretty much the same, except...
Except for two clunkers that were foisted on me, I have never owned a car at all. It's been 4x4 trucks since I was old enough to buy one.
I never liked Hogans Heroes. More a Columbo fan.
FB accounts are good for one thing only. I have never logged on to mine, nor uploaded one bit of content, nor solicited or accepted a friendship, but I do watch the "People You May Know" emails to see how far FB has penetrated my graph.
Youth is hoping for a BMW, age is hoping for a BM. I can't wait to see the achievement notifications I'll get once I hook up chess.com to my new Amazon Nest Toilet.
I have never owned a "cool car"
I have never bought clothes based on what GQ/current fashion says i should be wearing.
I don't base my hobbies on whats currently popular.
I don't twit, tweet, snap, twerk, whip, etc.
I don't eat tide pods.
I don't do "challenges"
I don't watch "reality TV." I do watch Hogans Heroes.
I don't do anti-social media. I do have a FB account because i have grand kids.
Some consider me "boring" and im OK with that.