What do you think of my endgame?

Feel free also to air your opinions on people who won't resign.

You aught to be done for cruelty to low rated players, royal society for prevention of cruelty to chess players, lol

I almost thought this endgame will turn out to be endless @_¥

That is very true.  On the plus side, half the pieces are set up ready for our rematch.

At move 83, you missed a forced mate in 2 moves. The rest is as (f)lawless as Billy the Kid!

Right both Ra3, Rh3 and Ba6+ would force a mate in 2

I do one of two things when someone wont resign:

Promote to all rooks.

Do what you did.

Wasnt 13...Nxe3 horrible?

Im confused.

I would normally say you are arrogant for winning but in this case you are clearly being humble, teaching ratatouie about chess and respect.

Bilbo, you're addicted to ratatouie. Let me help you.

15)BXg looks good to me.  hxB? Qxg+ -> ##GG

Yes, there were many mistakes.  It wasn't a game analysed in depth at all.

85... Qh3 86 Kb6 Qd3 87 Kc7 Qd8 #

Why must you do that?

If this game went too long, it's more the fault of the OP than the opponent. After move 28, the checkmate should have come in 15 more moves or less.

The real problem with this game is that the OP posted it in the wrong forum (Endgame Study instead of Game Showcase).

OMG

kingofshedinjas wrote:

Bilbo, you're addicted to ratatouie. Let me help you.

Played in quick motion, I found the game and this comment hilarious! Turned out to be a funny post! Thank you.

That game is very sadistic..

like a Tarantino,s mouvie

LOL!

really?