1000 reasons you lost a game

???? Your friend gives you a dragon fruit in roblox so you forget about chess

1111+1: you were a squid game player, and one of the guards caught you playing chess.

Flag fall

You think that the king can't move.

You think that neither the king nor the queen can move.

you read every single comment in this forum while playing a chess game but you got so distracted that you forgot that you were playing a chess game

#2005 Fnaf

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#2006 you have no brain

#2007 Your mother is disappointed

1259 tv was playing in the background

#1120

You are using Stockfish to play against Leela, and chess.com bans you for using the engine mid game.

#2010 you were watching Kung Fu Panda 4 on Max and the timer ran out

#1122 You were playing with this travel set, and couldn't tell which piece was which.
(For size comparison, the base of one of these pieces is 1cm wide, and the king is 2cm tall).

Edit: Image should be added now :/

#2013 you got a heart attack

you could win if you're good

1124. You spent 5 minutes thinking about a brilliant sacrifice but then you realize it was a blitz game without increment