1000 reasons you lost a game

1413. You play the last move as white

You sneeze and hit the resign button

You die while playing chess and the timer hits 0, and your opponent farms elo from you by spamming rematch

Why the f did you rickroll me

the better strategy to prevent the pawn from promoting is to pin the pawn to the king

the best position for your queen is in the pawn's promotion square

then run the king towards the pawn to capture it

check move no.48

pls upvote

You play the beach cafe opening

Your opponent plays d4

maybe 2000: you got hallucinated and u got chessphobia

Your GF calls you while you are playing a game in chess.com

You think for 10 minutes and then hang a rook from 2 spaces away (this happened to me OTB last month)

Relatable

You were on the toilet and your device falls in the toilet and the poop touches the resign button

NO NOT THAT SONG

Hello chess friend,

Sometimes you can also lose this way:

The bottom line is that chess remains a game, right?

Have fun. I wish you all a wonderful week.

1. e4 e5

2. Ke2 (threatening Kxe8) Ke7 (threatening Kxe2)

3. Kf3 (threatening Kxe7) if Kd6 then K&Pxd6 (king chucks pawn at king) so Kf6

but u blunder Kf3 (best move Kf4) and lose to K&P&N💣f3 (King grabs pawn which grabs knight and the knight grabs a bomb and tosses it at king) and loses the game

At 3. Kf3 you might be tempted to play a3 utilising the rook push pawn technique, but the pawn counters by jumping backwards (by pushing the pawn, newtons 3rd law) and throws the rook at the pawn, which flys into your king, losing the game

You accidentally move the wrong piece

your internet disconnects and you have to resign

1427. A hot dog eats you instead

1428. You travel back in time to where there was no chess

1429. You click on a scam link

1430. Martin trash-talks you so you get cocky and then lose

Too many