You say its for idiots.
1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!
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254. Your USCF rating is 0
255. You lose to someone who can't even play chess.
256. You can't fathom why anyone would play hour + games (I actually know someone like this).
257. You can't fathom why anyone would take longer than 10 seconds on each move (same guy).
261. As white, you always play 1.a3 to prevent losing your knight in the Ruy Lopez Exchange Variation.
262. While playing bullet, you lose on time when you keep trying to castle after you've already moved your king
247. You throw your knight over the pieces
248. You can't quite learn the pawn moves
249. You resign after you have sacrificed every possible piece (even your king)
250. When your opponent takes a pawn en passant, you say, "How do you do that?"