1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

atarw

LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

Morris_W3

You play only 1/0 games.

atarw

2. You forgot who goes first

3.You think the queen moves in l shapes

Timothy_P

4. You spend all your time on chess sites in the forums instead of playing.

atarw

5. You play poker instead of chess

atarw

7. You think u need to be royalty to play the kings gambit

atarw

9. You promote your pawn to your opponents pieces

atarw

12. You checkmate your own king to win the game

13. You are very good at suicide chess, because u find it easy to give away pieces

Anonymous_U

16. You spell Bobby Fischer "Bobby Fisher"!

atarw

17. You dont sleep with a chessboard

VULPES_VULPES
snakesbelly wrote:

15. You have a life

INSULT MUCH?????

VULPES_VULPES
Anonymous_U wrote:

16. You spell Bobby Fischer "Bobby Fisher"!

That's how I always spelled it.

VULPES_VULPES

18. You see a chess book that you've always read and wonder why your brother would rob the library just so he can get slightly better at chess.

atarw

19. You don't make the effort to even learn the RULES!

MoonlessNight

20. You thinks that the movie "Searching for Bobby Fischer" is a movie about Fischer when he was a child

Apoapsis

One of your recent puzzle compositions; Difficulty: HARD

atarw

22. You try to mate yourself

piphilologist

23. You play 2.Qh5

1RedKnight99
DaBigOne wrote:

22. You try to mate yourself

I actually did that once in a puzzle. I was wondering why I couldn't find mate  but then I realized it was my own king.

23. You have never had a game go past the opening, because you always resign after you lose your queen

24. You don't know what the point of Chess.com is

25. You buy an opening book, thinking it opens itself

I did 23 again to get back on track because 11 got skipped.

thesignofthefour

26.  You actually hear what your wife is saying.

27.  You don't do a pee-pee dance at your desk because you're in the middle of a blitz game.