1,000 signs you play chess too much.


  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1401

    AussieRookie

    1425. You think of 10 songs and they all have Knight in the title.

    1. Knight Fever - Bee Gees

    2. Knights Are Forever - England Dan and John Ford Coley

    3. One Knight - Cliff Richard

    4. I Love The Knightlife - Alicia Bridges

    5. Another Knight On The Road - Sherbet

    6. Knight Moves - Bob Seger

    7. Even The Knights Are Better - Air Supply

    8. All Knight Long - Lionel Richie

    9. Knights (Feel Like Getting Down) - Billy Ocean

    10. One More Knight - Phil Collins

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1402

    darthion

    1426. When you are suffering from amnesia the only thing you can think about is anything chess-related.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1403

    Alvin_Cruz

    1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1404

    pikachu11

    Alvin_Cruz wrote:

    1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.

    Or Christmas!  Laughing Surprised

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1405

    Alvin_Cruz

    pikachu11 wrote:
    Alvin_Cruz wrote:

    1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.

    Or Christmas!   

    1428. Playing chess on Christmas.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1406

    Nikprit

    1429. When you make a blunder (which is often) you want to do this to your computer......

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1407

    alain978

    "the King is dead" by Johnny Farago is playing on your radio and it makes you lose the game you're playing!

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1408

    darthion

    ! SPOILER ALERT ! You will lose intrest in Frozen forever.

              click here

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1409

    ByeAll2016

    1414   You compliment women by saying " You ROOK marvelous"!

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1410

    MasterMatthew52

    1415. you buy a "no stress chess" set

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1411

    DoctorKraken42

    I was playing crib a few minutes ago, and one of my opponents had two queens. I said, "too bad this isn't a game of chess, or you'd be winning!"

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #1412

    alain978

    Last week I told my nephew that I weight 200 PAWNS....

  • 6 months ago · Quote · #1413

    motherinlaw

    EinMal wrote:

    1414   You compliment women by saying " You ROOK marvelous"!

    That just means you watched a lot of SNL many decades ago. ;-)

  • 6 months ago · Quote · #1414

    motherinlaw

    MasterMatthew52 wrote:

    1415. you buy a "no stress chess" set

    I did!!  I ordered a "No Stress Chess Set" last year to help me teach chess to my neighbor's kid.   Warning:  it comes with cards.  That's right --it turns chess into a card game.  Seriously.  It transforms the exquisitely elegant logical purity of the ancient game of chess into something between "Go Fish" and "Bingo."

    My 9 year old pupil loved it.  So I bore the stress quite bravely as long as I could, and then I "lost" the cards.  We've been having fun playing chess ever since. 

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #1415

    KenGeneQ

    You get mad of other people when they take too long to do something because you play too much lightning

    (too long = 1 second)


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