1,000 signs you play chess too much.

  • #1401

    1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.

  • #1402
    Alvin_Cruz wrote:

    1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.

    Or Christmas!  Laughing Surprised

  • #1403
    pikachu11 wrote:
    Alvin_Cruz wrote:

    1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.

    Or Christmas!   

    1428. Playing chess on Christmas.

  • #1404

    1429. When you make a blunder (which is often) you want to do this to your computer......

  • #1405

    "the King is dead" by Johnny Farago is playing on your radio and it makes you lose the game you're playing!

  • #1406

    ! SPOILER ALERT ! You will lose intrest in Frozen forever.

              click here

  • #1407

    1414   You compliment women by saying " You ROOK marvelous"!

  • #1408

    1415. you buy a "no stress chess" set

  • #1409

    I was playing crib a few minutes ago, and one of my opponents had two queens. I said, "too bad this isn't a game of chess, or you'd be winning!"

  • #1410

    Last week I told my nephew that I weight 200 PAWNS....

  • #1411
    EinMal wrote:

    1414   You compliment women by saying " You ROOK marvelous"!

    That just means you watched a lot of SNL many decades ago. ;-)

  • #1412
    MasterMatthew52 wrote:

    1415. you buy a "no stress chess" set

    I did!!  I ordered a "No Stress Chess Set" last year to help me teach chess to my neighbor's kid.   Warning:  it comes with cards.  That's right --it turns chess into a card game.  Seriously.  It transforms the exquisitely elegant logical purity of the ancient game of chess into something between "Go Fish" and "Bingo."

    My 9 year old pupil loved it.  So I bore the stress quite bravely as long as I could, and then I "lost" the cards.  We've been having fun playing chess ever since. 

  • #1413

    You get mad of other people when they take too long to do something because you play too much lightning

    (too long = 1 second)

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