1427. You play chess on Christmas eve.
1428. Playing chess on Christmas.
1429. When you make a blunder (which is often) you want to do this to your computer......
"the King is dead" by Johnny Farago is playing on your radio and it makes you lose the game you're playing!
! SPOILER ALERT ! You will lose intrest in Frozen forever.
1414 You compliment women by saying " You ROOK marvelous"!
1415. you buy a "no stress chess" set
I was playing crib a few minutes ago, and one of my opponents had two queens. I said, "too bad this isn't a game of chess, or you'd be winning!"
Last week I told my nephew that I weight 200 PAWNS....
That just means you watched a lot of SNL many decades ago. ;-)
I did!! I ordered a "No Stress Chess Set" last year to help me teach chess to my neighbor's kid. Warning: it comes with cards. That's right --it turns chess into a card game. Seriously. It transforms the exquisitely elegant logical purity of the ancient game of chess into something between "Go Fish" and "Bingo."
My 9 year old pupil loved it. So I bore the stress quite bravely as long as I could, and then I "lost" the cards. We've been having fun playing chess ever since.
You get mad of other people when they take too long to do something because you play too much lightning
(too long = 1 second)